rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

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jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

image

procrastination

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The girl who plays my older daughter, Shailene Woodley, who does such a phenomenal job … unbelievable. If you haven’t seen it, there’s a scene where she cries underwater, which really pisses me off that she can do that shit.” - George Clooney

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innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

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audreyii-fic:

pocketaimee:

A quick sketch for a friend.

The sad thing is that Hawkeye doesn’t have anywhere else to stay.

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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martinfreeman:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

why isn’t there a dreamworks theme park

imagine a “fly with toothless” rollercoaster

a madagascar safari

mr. peabody and sherman WABAC ride

the croods jungle log flume

shrek restaurant where you eat at his house by the swamp and all the waiters are shreks and they are all angry that you’re there

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horseface-and-starspangledbanner:

brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god

a child could knock it over A CHILD PLEASE 

(via angelsakubud)


keystonecougar:

yepthattastedpurple:

Best cosplay ever

guys cosplaying as guys cosplaying the powerpuff girls

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180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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